"I AM Laura Croft" Angelina Jolie told reporters before boarding a plane to Istanbul Saturday. Sources say that Jolie's roles in the Tomb Raider movies have caused her to re-evaluate life, eternity itself. Multi-talented, athletic, brilliant, beautiful, just like the video game heroine Laura Croft has decided, for this moment in time at least to give up acting and pursue her "calling in life" .. raiding tombs.
"I won't really raid tombs" Jolie said. "That was just a video game. I simply want to live, experience the life of that Laura Croft character I experienced filming those movies .. explore, live, and if it comes down to .. kicking you know what .. well .. from the box office you know I know how to do it."
Recep Erdoganof, Prime Minister of Turkey says he doesn't know how Laura .. Jolie could assist his country at this point in time. Sources say however that the CIA does have "assignments" which Mz Jolie, aka Laura could possibly assist with in that region of the world.
When asked "Why Istanbul" by reporters Jolie as everyone who's been convinced by every Indiana Jones movie ever made said,
"It's a good starting place. I already have a tentative assignment as Laura Croft, guns and all. The U.S. State Department wants me to investigate ... investigate .. sorry, the rest is classified, if I told you I'd of course have to kill you AND re-arrange your floor plans. Nothing personal.
Is Angelina Jolie becoming the real life Lara Croft?
|
